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insult the Mangler Bros and find out.....
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do you have something to hide starboy?
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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Just this dead body, but that has nothing to do with this site.
If you're going to take forever, then I'm having a hotdog!
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I think I shall "prepare" Dayv's office at Mangler Bro HQ for the big game tomorrow night.

*Warbler sneeks into Mangler Bro HQ and enters Dayv's office. Warbler puts up Eagle posters and pennants and several posters saying "Dallas sucks". Then he puts up a banner that says "Go Eagles! Beat Dallas". Finaly Warbler rigs the door with a music box so that whenever anyone opens up the door, it will play the Eagles' fight song "Fly Eagles Fly!" Warbler then exits the building*

Don't worry Dayv, I didn't cause any permanent damage.
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that wasn't very nice! It was only a joke! Your office can be put back to normal in about 5 minutes. But what about me?
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But some body parts there is only one of.
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Since Warbler is a Mangler Associate, we can't do anything to permanently damage him. We need his burgeoning expertise. So, we'll just mark him up a little bit. I'm thinking a big Cowboys logo tattoo on his chest, the likeness of Michael Irvin tat'd on his back, the name Bill Parcells tattooed across his ass, half his face colored silver and the other half blue. How's that sound? This way, we can still put him to work.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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And he'll be scary looking to boot. Bossk, do you think you could doctor his avatar to reflect the 'new look'?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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I could certainly try. Someone want to ID it for me so I can run a Web search for the source photo?
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Dont you Dare!!!!!!!!!
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And what makes it great is that Jay, in much the same vein as when he retitled me "bantha fodder", might actually replace Warbler's avatar with the new one I create. If for only a short time just to spite him.

Ohhh Jaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
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admittedly, this is very rough. I didn't have much time. But you all get the point.

http://www.kapgar.com/images/avatar-adams.jpg
John Adams shows his true colors.
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God I love that word.
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Originally posted by: Bossk
admittedly, this is very rough. I didn't have much time. But you all get the point.

http://www.kapgar.com/images/avatar-adams.jpg
John Adams shows his true colors.





grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

one more insult and you become the first victims of the WarbSP(tm) . . .
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don't make me do it . . .
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*steps out of the shadows from behind warbler without making the slightest sound, and cocks the hammer on his kneecutter.

"make you do what?"
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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Gotta remember, Warbler. I've been a Mangler Associate (TM) much longer than you. I've repeatedly proven my loyalty.

And we all know the facepaint was all in good fun. But I still want Jay to make it your temporary avatar. Heh heh.
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okay, I'm sorry for messing up Dayvs office. And I'm sorry for threatening you all.

*Warbler puts Dayvs office back the way it was before.*


Jay, please don't change my Avator.
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*uncocks the hammer of his kneecutter...

wise choice...
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)