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The "Phrases You Never Thought You'd Hear/Read but are Glad You Did" Thread

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The title is pretty self-explanatory. Should you stumble across a phrase you never thought you'd ever stumble across, and should you find it extraordinarily cromulent, share it here so we may all bask in its cromulence.

And now, as I promised in the b*tching thread, is this beautiful specimen:

DrCrowTStarwars said:

Stupid slutty plants having sex all over all of us.

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Well I stand by it.  I went outside for ten minutes and those horny plants covered me in their sperm to the point where one of my eyes swelled shut and I have not been able to breath through my nose in almost two weeks.

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I like this thread, but I'm not so sure about the "Glad You Did" part.

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It is not that they are having sex all over you. You are just being their penis.

真実

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That's true. My grampa always used to tell me I was the forest's stunt cock. He'd whisper it in my ear when no one was looking.

Harrison Ford Has Pretty Much Given Up on His Son. Here's Why

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somehow that makes me feel worse.

 I'M NOT A WHORE!

Stupid plants.

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Stinky-Dinkins said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

 This was in your signature.

1. It still is in my signature.

2. It's not a phrase, bitch. 

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Stinky-Dinkins said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

 This was in your signature.

1. It still is in my signature.

2. It's not a phrase, bitch. 

 I don't see where he said it was.

JEDIT: Oh.