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Is it safe to use a slide whistle as a rape whistle [serious question]?

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I'm going to a concert with my older brother in 4 hours and he told me that the men there will get more than a little rowdy, and to be prepared. Do you think that'll be effective or should I look around for something else?

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What concert?

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Leonardo said:

use a duck call. or hum the mexican hat dance

http://youtu.be/yepJhQlSgs8

I don't have a duck call you dipshit, I don't believe in killing animals. I think I have a kazoo somewhere, that makes a similar sound.

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Fuck the myspleen and John Tesh threads, this one has my undivided attention.

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Stinky-Dinkins said:

Neglify said:

What concert?

 Sheryl Crow.

Shit in that case, wear a chastity belt. 

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Neglify said:

Stinky-Dinkins said:

Neglify said:

What concert?

 Sheryl Crow.

Shit in that case, wear a chastity belt. 

 Attention fuckface: You don't wear a belt with Z Cavaraccis. Fashion sense much?

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Stinky-Dinkins said:

Leonardo said:

use a duck call. or hum the mexican hat dance

http://youtu.be/yepJhQlSgs8

I don't have a duck call you dipshit, I don't believe in killing animals.

me neither double dipshit, having a duck call doesn't necessarily imply being a hunter!

you might be a foley artist.

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Stinky-Dinkins said:

Neglify said:

Stinky-Dinkins said:

Neglify said:

What concert?

 Sheryl Crow.

Shit in that case, wear a chastity belt. 

 Attention fuckface: You don't wear a belt with Z Cavaraccis. Fashion sense much?

Listen future-rape-victim: Of course I don't wear that fucking belt myself, I don't go to rapefests with my rapey brother. 

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Stinky-Dinkins said:

I'm a full grown man btw.

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Neglifysaid:

What concert?

 Sheryl Crow.

Does not compute

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Possessed said:

Stinky-Dinkins said:

I'm a full grown man btw.

Stinky-Dinkinssaid:

Neglifysaid:

What concert?

 Sheryl Crow.

Does not compute

It does if you go back in time to 1994. 

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TV's Frink said:

Not really, no.

 'Tis embarassing, but uh...

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I am pretty sure this thread could become the plot to an episode of South Park.

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I ended up going with the slide whistle and I was raped 4 times. Fucking awesome show though.

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Great news on all counts.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Stinky-Dinkins said:

I ended up going with the slide whistle and I was raped 4 times. Fucking awesome show though.

Fucking awesome show because or in spite of the four forced anal penetrations? 

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"Though" means "in spite of what was mentioned in the previous statement" or "I'm now talking about something not directly related to the previous thing I was talking about."