Possessed said:

Post Praetorian said:

DrCrowTStarwars said:

The other day I wondered into a tiny local thrift store and sitting on a coffee table

Are you quite certain that the store owner might have approved of such behavior? So lost in wonder were you that you sat on their table...?

Are you quite certain this language joke holds up? I'm not sold. "wondered into a tiny store and sitting" doesn't imply that he was the one sitting on the table. The tenses are off. THE TENSES ARE OFF MAN.

Ah, but could not a mere comma set effect an appropriate remedy?

I wondered, and sitting, I saw?

Good to see you thinking it through though...hope not much happened while I was away...! ;-)