DuracellEnergizer said:

Yeah, but there's nothing in there about me committing sex crimes, thus nullifying it's credibility.

All the more reason you need to do the Personal Values & Integrity Course. Once you've studied all the materials, you will be writing up your "Overts and Withholds" so you can clear your conscience of the perverted sexx laws you've violated. We'll keep your O/Ws for our blackmail files records, but trust me they're 100% confidential* and you'll be a happier, more competent and a weller-endowed THETAN.