Mr. Energizer, thank you for taking the test! Here are your results:

As you can see, you have some incredibly strong characteristics, such as Stability, Certainty and Aggressiveness. At times you're like an American Gladiator, balancing on a padded pillar, swinging your pugil stick with a fury that can't be matched.

But, there are definite areas of improvement. You're irresponsible, not giving any fucks about anything; you're a critical sumbitch; and you spend the majority of your waking hours communicating to invisible entities that you claim are from alternate dimensions. Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

Mr. Energizer, stop crying. SCIENTOLOGY CAN HELP YOU.

I suggest you start on the Personal Values & Integrity Course. You'll learn vital ingredients to life, such as why you keep committing harmful actions against yourself and others, and how to live an honest and happy life. For the low low price of $22.22 you'll be on the ROAD TO FREEDOM.