Mr. Warbler, thank you for taking the test! Here are your results:
As you can see, you have some very strong points, such as Certainty, Active & Aggressive. These are great, in that you know what you need to do, you go for it and you go hard!
But, there are quite a few low points on the graph, such as Happiness, Composure/Nervousness and Communication Level. These show me that you're generally unable to comfortably be around other people, which in turn makes you depressed. As you get more depressed you become more critical of others you see as successful and further sends you into a downward spiral that will no doubt end with you murdering a string of prostitutes during a week-long drug binge. Yikes!
BUT DON'T WORRY!
SCIENTOLOGY can help you with that. As your first step I suggest you sign up for the "Success Through Communication Course". This revolutionary program was developed by L. Ron Hubbard and contains a series of practical exercises you can work through with another student in order to learn the valuable skills of The Communication Cycle. You will learn how to Confront, Speak Clearly and with Good Intention, Acknowledge others properly, Get Your Questions Answered and in the end you can learn how to Master The Art of Communication.
It's only $19.99, such a small price to pay for invaluable skills that will change your life forever!!!