Hello, my dear, dear friends of the OT -

I've been around here for quite a while. I try and jump in on most conversations, diffuse most attacks on newbies, and was an early advocate of the complete removal of Otah Gungah which has since caught on quite a bit.

I am 25 years old. I have a full time job at minimum wage. My girlfriend has a part time job.

We have a 4 year old, a 5 year old, and a 3 month old.

A couple months ago our landlord of 5 years kicked us out of our incredibly affordable rented house to renovate and sell it.

All 5 of us now live in a single room of my girlfriend's mother's double wide.

We're barely making ends meet.

I have not gotten laid since before the baby was born and I don't see it happening anytime in the next year if we have to stay here.

An amazing opportunity has arisen to convert my parents' garage into a house. Lots of friends willing to help if I get the materials. My parents live on 3 acres and the garage is 1188 sq ft.

Trying to find ways to raise money. Anything helps. I've asked my family and friends in my daily life. I consider some of you on here both.

So... I'm asking - if anyone here has a bit of spare change and can help, my paypal is nightstalkerpoet@aol.com

You may now proceed with your typical Off Topic Shenanigans and Star Wars perusal.