I often wonder what I would do if God gave me the chance to relive my high school years over again. First things first, I'd flirt with girls more -- and not in the digusting, juvenile, half-assed way I did, but in a more mature, sauve fashion -- and I'd summon up the courage to get an after school job or something like that, so that I'd have some work experience to prepare me for the future.
Youth is wasted on the young.
Yes, indeed it is.
For some reason, and I'm not going to name names as to whose fault this might be, but I just opened this thread to the last page and without seeing what the story before it was about I thought Frink said "Yoda is wasted on the young". This raised my expectations for what the story could be to a height reality could never live up to.
I desperately want to try absinthe and sake, in that precise order.
DuracellEnergizer said:
I desperately want to try absinthe and sake, in that precise order.
Don't bother with Absinthe, it's revolting! Sake however is great when served warm. It's like a dry toddy.
VIZ TOP TIPS! - PARENTS. Impress your children by showing them a floppy disk and telling them it’s a 3D model of a save icon.
The green space is brighter than the blue space. And the unhinging of the Greek Palace property has within it the greatest mix tape in the history of tape and mixing.
Bobocop said:
The green space is brighter than the blue space.
But nothing beats the red-and-teal space for utmost cromulence.
Random
O.T. or No T., baby!™
Randomer.
Ball sacs and K-Swiss, need to make a pot roast, wish I had some green beans. People who don't take showers need help and I have a really nice vacuum cleaner. Don't forget to burn cd's of comic book covers to lay on the roof.
Possessed said:
Ball sacs and K-Swiss, need to make a pot roast, wish I had some green beans. People who don't take showers need help and I have a really nice vacuum cleaner. Don't forget to burn cd's of comic book covers to lay on the roof.
"Random" and "nonsense" are not equal.
Nonsense can be random, though, correct?
I named one of my cats Bruce because his facial patterning reminded me of Batman's mask.
DuracellEnergizer said:
I named one of my cat's Bruce because his facial patterning reminded me of Batman's mask.
How many Bruces does your cat have?
Lord, how I loathe typos ...
I had a nightmare that I was a member of my college concert band and that my high school band teacher was conducting it.
The Person in Question
Possessed said:
Ball sacs and K-Swiss, need to make a pot roast, wish I had some green beans. People who don't take showers need help
Help showering...?
and I have a really nice vacuum cleaner
Excellent: I have a very nice carpet...but, no that does not bring us closer does it...?
. Don't forget to burn cd's of comic book covers to lay on the roof.
Too many shrooms, my good man...too many...!
I was once…but now I’m not… Further: zyzzogeton
“It wasn’t the flood that destroyed the pantry…”
moviefreakedmind said:
I had a nightmare that I was a member of my college concert band and that my high school band teacher was conducting it.
*ahem*
http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/The-Dream-of-the-Giant-Fractal-Woodlouse/topic/16077/
I wonder if red kangaroos can support the weight of full-grown adult humans. I'd love to take a ride on one.
DuracellEnergizer said:
I wonder if red kangaroos can support the weight of full-grown adult humans. I'd love to take a ride on one.
I think you need to read this article I linked to in Politics.
That said, I think it's an awesome idea.
The blue elephant in the room.
Do Chickens Have Personalities?
If I call someone a pile of sticks, wood that be considered a gay slur?
DuracellEnergizer said:
I named one of my cats Bruce because his facial patterning reminded me of Batman's mask.
That's what I named our pit bull/great dane mix, for precisely the same reason. But he's actually a big lazy wuss.
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
For some reason that I suppose can only relate to black magic, TV's Frink has a different avatar when I check this forum on my phone than when I'm on a computer. On my computer he is Ric with lasers behind him. On my phone he's the soup nazi from Seinfeld. I don't understand this sorcery, and I won't have it.
All I can do is check posts on my phone anyway, it won't ever let me post.