Danfun128 said:

Possessed said:

I've been playing the Donkey Kong Country series for SNES lately. The first two are nearly perfect. The first two sucks major donkey ass. It's like it took the very few things that were annoying/didn't work about the first two and decided to base the entire game around them. I hated it.

I'm confused. First you say that the first two are "nearly perfect", then you say they "sucks (sic) major donkey @**" Then you say that the first two take the worst parts of the first two and make entire games about them.

Congratulations Possessed, you managed to break reality and cause Star Trek to unfold.

HAHAHA. Man I must have been wasted when I wrote that. I meant to say that the third one sucks. I love the first two with a few exceptions, and they took the exceptions from the first two and turned them into Donkey Kong Country 3. I love the second one, but okay you take DONKEY KONG out of the game and replace him with some little girl. Alright Dixie turns out to be freakin awesome with her ponytail glide thing so I can deal. But then you take out Diddy... the last ties to the original game and replace him with... A BABY!?!?!?!? It's like they were just trying to make it lame! You go from the great duo of Diddy and DK to a girl and some oversized toddler. Not to mention every level is a gimmick. You're either a different animal the whole level, spending the whole level climbing against a rope that's on a fuse, in the dark, or something else preposterous. No fun levels. Don't even get me started on the one where lighting comes out of the sky to strike you down. It's not that it's too hard... it's just not fun. I give it 2 bananas out of 5 for at least having Dixie.