Possessed said:

I've been playing the Donkey Kong Country series for SNES lately. The first two are nearly perfect. The first two sucks major donkey ass. It's like it took the very few things that were annoying/didn't work about the first two and decided to base the entire game around them. I hated it.

I'm confused. First you say that the first two are "nearly perfect", then you say they "sucks (sic) major donkey @**" Then you say that the first two take the worst parts of the first two and make entire games about them.

Congratulations Possessed, you managed to break reality and cause this to happen.