DuracellEnergizer said:

I'm drunk off my ass right now.

Yes, yes, I know -- alcholism's a bane on society, and I know all too well from personal experience the strife it brings on others. That being said, the few times I have the opportunity to get inebriated are the one times I feel truly happy (It's an artificial joy, I know, but artificial joy is better than none at all.).

I'm completely high right now and I feel quite normal, actually I'm at work but I'm not stressed at all. That's a real joy ;)