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Post #766886

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dclarkg
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The Scientology Thread (was: Ask the Ex-Scientologist Anything)
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Date created
29-Apr-2015, 1:29 AM

Neglify said:

Adolfhipster said:

Please invite me, thanks

Ok. I've sent your name and address to the Scientology Mother Church. Agents will be picking you up momentarily. Say goodbye to family, friends and sanity. You're in Scientology now!!

Let me share some comedy among the group

 ''First time I heard the story of Scientology I was like, that is the dumbest shit I have ever heard in my life, it was like: Hey, everybody there’s a space ship coming back, everybody’s getting sneakers, this is Tom Cruise...

And I said that is the dumbest shit I have ever heard, while simultaneously still kind of believing that a woman who never got fucked, had a baby that walked on water, died and came back three days later, so...''
Bill Burr