WELL, IT ALL STARTED WHEN I DECIDED TO SKYDIVE IN MY SUV. THE ONLY PROBLEM IS THAT I WAS USING ONE OF THOSE LITTLE GREEN ARMY MEN TOY PARACHUTES. ACTUALLY, I WAS USING 359 OF THEM TO TEST A THEORY. OBVIOUSLY IT DIDN'T WORK. I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GONE FOR THE SUV WITH AIRBAGS.
