Random Thoughts — Page 356

DuracellEnergizer said:

DrCrowTStarwars said:

I just woke up from the strangest dream I have ever had.

I dreamed that Frank Miller had framed another comic book writer for his murder as an "April fools day joke" and when charges were pressed I was forced to hear every detail of the case because I was selected for Jury duty and then the defense used All Star Batman and Robin as proof that Miller was insane and shouldn't go to prison.

I swear this all happened in my dream.

My brain scares me some times.

Not as weird as the dream I had a few days ago where I ate a heart-shaped chocolate laced with LSD and suffered a bad acid trip. I mean, really -- experiencing hallucinations in a dream? Talk about totally redundant.

 Yeah that's like doing drugs while reading Alice in Wonderland, what is the point?

Warbler said:

Dear Warbler,

Whenever you stop somewhere get out of your car,  before you lock and shut  the doors, MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR KEYS  AND THAT THEY ARE NOT STILL INSIDE THE CAR!!!! 

Sincerely,

Warbler

 My mom used to do this all the time when I was a kid, and we would have to wait wherever we were until my dad got off of work and could come and unlocked the car.  It's the reasons I was given a copy of the car keys to keep in my pocket at a young age.

DrCrowTStarwars said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

DrCrowTStarwars said:

I just woke up from the strangest dream I have ever had.

I dreamed that Frank Miller had framed another comic book writer for his murder as an "April fools day joke" and when charges were pressed I was forced to hear every detail of the case because I was selected for Jury duty and then the defense used All Star Batman and Robin as proof that Miller was insane and shouldn't go to prison.

I swear this all happened in my dream.

My brain scares me some times.

Not as weird as the dream I had a few days ago where I ate a heart-shaped chocolate laced with LSD and suffered a bad acid trip. I mean, really -- experiencing hallucinations in a dream? Talk about totally redundant.

 Yeah that's like doing drugs while reading Alice in Wonderland, what is the point?

  Because drugs make you cool, haven't you heard?

Possessed said:

DrCrowTStarwars said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

DrCrowTStarwars said:

I just woke up from the strangest dream I have ever had.

I dreamed that Frank Miller had framed another comic book writer for his murder as an "April fools day joke" and when charges were pressed I was forced to hear every detail of the case because I was selected for Jury duty and then the defense used All Star Batman and Robin as proof that Miller was insane and shouldn't go to prison.

I swear this all happened in my dream.

My brain scares me some times.

Not as weird as the dream I had a few days ago where I ate a heart-shaped chocolate laced with LSD and suffered a bad acid trip. I mean, really -- experiencing hallucinations in a dream? Talk about totally redundant.

 Yeah that's like doing drugs while reading Alice in Wonderland, what is the point?

  Because drugs make you cool, haven't you heard?

 Really???

I was always told Drugs ar bad, M'Kay.

Possessed said:

DrCrowTStarwars said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

DrCrowTStarwars said:

I just woke up from the strangest dream I have ever had.

I dreamed that Frank Miller had framed another comic book writer for his murder as an "April fools day joke" and when charges were pressed I was forced to hear every detail of the case because I was selected for Jury duty and then the defense used All Star Batman and Robin as proof that Miller was insane and shouldn't go to prison.

I swear this all happened in my dream.

My brain scares me some times.

Not as weird as the dream I had a few days ago where I ate a heart-shaped chocolate laced with LSD and suffered a bad acid trip. I mean, really -- experiencing hallucinations in a dream? Talk about totally redundant.

 Yeah that's like doing drugs while reading Alice in Wonderland, what is the point?

  Because drugs make you cool, haven't you heard?

Anything that kills you tends to make you cool.

Unless, of course, it's fire we're talking about. 

Crack!  Makes you an astronaut.

Heroin!  Makes you a fireman.

X!  Makes you a baseball player.

So try it, try it, try it, try it!

Garfield Minus Garfield is brilliant.

I have been thinking today about one of my first major crushes.

Jacqueline Bisset.

.........."sigh"

Frank your Majesty said:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/jaden-smiths-tweets-as-garfield-comics#.rp64qp3B6

ALLOL

TV's Frink said:

Garfield Minus Garfield is brilliant.

Oh my, yes.

LSD and opium are the only drugs I'm interested in experimenting with.

You won't touch pot but you want to try opium? LSD?  Lol, yeah that makes sense.

Opium's the shit though.  As for LSD, I recommend you do shrooms instead.  It's a much more positive experience.  LSD can get scary for some people, shrooms give a much more positive trip, plus aren't nearly as deadly.  LSD can mess people up to the point of no return.  Shrooms not so much.

Possessed said:

  Lol, yeah that makes sense.

 I see you've met DE.

What can I say? Opium's got that classic 19th century appeal to it. Besides, I'd only take it the form of laudanum, anyway; smoking it's totally out of the question for me.

I'm serious about doing shrooms instead of LSD though, for real.  I'd hate for you to become RayovacTostinosPizza

Dwight Fry, I've wept atop a bed and released gigolo-flaying clowns -- the Czar Whores -- who paddled down into town to watch Injun frotage reels and join the ewe sailor for a dew soothie. The Czar Whores' quickenings accelerated speciation on Hoth. If you endanger dames and entice the Czar Whores, androgynoids will halve your time to infest. Hatch the Barry Manilow; Cher's alot of San Francisco is there. You, Don Juan, are a Miss.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS0VQOHX7lM

Cheers!

Where's Praetor been?

According to RicOlie_2, he's out of town on business.

Danfun128 said:

This exchange was the first to come to my mind upon seeing that image:

Policeman: Panda Three to Control. I'm at the junction of Mallet Lane with Athenum Road. Nothing to report. Over.

Control (OC): Received, Panda Three. Your message timed at ten fifteen. Out.

(The stolen Whomobile whizzes by, followed closely by UNIT in Bessie, then the Doctor in a gyrocopter)

Policeman: Panda Three to control. I've just spotted a silver hovercraft being chased by an old crock at ninety miles an hour, and there's a little tiny helicopter after them both! I'm in pursuit. Over.

Control (OC): Thank you, Panda Three. Signal if you need assistance. (pause) What did you say??

-Doctor Who "Planet of the Spiders" - Part 2

 That is one of the reasons I love the Jon Pertwee era as much as I do.