I propose a third option: you're all being Diet Racists against me specifically*, and I must therefore begin a lengthy campaign of complaint about the persecution I have unjustly endured. I won't ever let it go and it will probably descend into name-calling and resentment that can't be traced back to its original source.

A fourth option is that I don't mean a word I say, and don't have any ill-will towards anybody.

The fifth (and most likely) option is that I may not even exist in any form, other than as a projection of the subconscious minds of everyone here. Which would seem to indicate that the subconscious really just needs to take a big dump, I guess. ;)

(*since of course I count as being my own race. hairless hens are much more common, you know.)