It's been alleged that I have kissed Mary Jane more than once. Scurrilous rumor-mongers would tell you that I am not as ignorant of the effects as my always prudent posts would suggest.
Not all people who rob quality liquor stores once or twice go on to hold-up elite banking institutions.
Apparently, in the ignorance of my shining innocence, I have failed to notice that all smokers of quality sh@# have gone on to be hyper-motivated geniuses. ;)