In the spirit of William Shakespeare's Star Wars:
DON PEDRO
Look, here she comes.
BENEDICK
Will your grace command me any service to the world’s end? I will go on the slightest errand now to the Antipodes that you can devise to send me on. I will fetch you a toothpicker now from the furthest inch of Asia, bring you the length of Prester John’s foot, fetch you a hair off the great Cham’s beard, do you any embassage to the Pygmies, rather than hold three words' conference with this harpy. You have no employment for me?
DON PEDRO
None but to desire your good company.
--William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, scene i