I, as the chairman of SILM*, can confirm all of this. SILM has been working on the destruction of earth for a long time and we finally managed to pull it off. With Global Warming™ we introduce our latest product of devastation to the public. It is much more efficient than Cold War™ or International Terrorism®.

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