It would be a lot easier if I could just get back to Off Topic, which is continuously a challenge. But rest assured, it will not be difficult to find how condescending you are when I've got the time to wrestle with this frustrating site.
Note that for some reason, once you're in a topic, it normally is okay. It's trying to get to the various sub-forums where the greatest overall troubles seem to be. Don't worry, you've got plenty of dirt that doesn't require much digging.