The "Mock Warbler" Thread (April Fools)

NOTE: This is a dumb April Fool's thread. Warbler's a good guy.

I think from now on, if anybody wants to make fun of Warbler, they should do it only in this thread. Don't clutter up other threads making fun of the guy. If you like making fun of him, do it here. I don't promise Warbler will read this, but I promise you it'll be on the internet.

April Fools day does not justify striking a match and attempting to throw it into a forest. Somehow I don't think any good could come out of this thread. For all I know, somebody might take the premise of this thread seriously and..... I don't want to finish that sentence.

Still, someone should delete this thread, hmm?

C'mon Frink, you know the procedure, you have to suggest it in the "New Thread" Thread first.

Yeah I was pretty drunk last night. If this came across as mean, well there you go. I have nothing against Warbler.