Q: What is so ironic about Atheists?
A: They’re always talking about God.
Q: What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?
A: Stays awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road?
A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
Q: How do you make an atheist appreciate life?
A: Break his legs.