*****

...and now an important update on this fine petition of cordiality:

Bingowings wishes to thank you all for your concern, but will be unavailable to partake of these festivities...his positive feelings towards Warbler currently prevent him from causing this member any untoward harm by any unnecessary reappearance. We have been given permission to be as Bingo-esque as we should desire in his absence...thank you for your time and understanding in this matter, etc...

Kindly close the door on your way out as I have possibly imbibed too much to show you out properly...that is all...

Regards,

Praetorian