Post Praetorian said:

E. Ruin 2 crap songs

F. Frustrate the listener

G. Frustrate the viewer

H. Make it impossible to love, knowing this exists in the world

I. All of the above

This almost works....pair the beat from the first song with the lyrics and visuals from the second...and you will gain a new subscriber...

Calling any Nine Inch Nails song crap is grounds for sadomasochistic torture. ;-(

But FWIW, I've gone ahead and deleted the video. The quality was rather lousy; I only created it to denigrate the stupid song with the blonde, which had gotten stuck in my head yesterday and wouldn't go away.

As for your last suggestion, it's a nice idea, but I don't know if I can do it; making mashups is something I've never been successful at.