Heh, even I'm not that trampy. Although admittedly the alcoholic content of a beverage has little significance, as (for a rationale person anyway) a higher content just means less consumed so it's the same. In some ways a higher content could even be considered healthier because then you drink less.
Personally I like lager's that are between 6 and 7 percent. My favorite is budweiser black crown at 6, but I also like miller fortune which is at 6.9. Sometimes I drink regular budweiser but it's only 5 percent so it's not my first choice. 2 black crowns is the perfect pre-work buzz... enough so that you're in a great mood but not enough that you become shitfaced!