Possessed said:
...I'm instead going to bitch about how my friend was supposed to bring over beer and instead brought a bunch of sugary sweet malt liquor bullsh*t that's just going to give me a headache. He has the alcoholic taste of a teenage girl.
One of my best friends is the same way. He can't drink anything without a ton of sugar in it. Alcohol, coffee, tea and he drinks soda all the time.
And, of course, he ignores my advice after asking how I keep weight off.