Lol I know. Well you see in this case she actually underwent an elaborate plot to make me think she was single but without me being able to prove that she did this on purpose, so that when I inevitably did find out that she wasn't (which I did) she could be all like "Oh I'm sorry you didn't realize blah blah blah". She just wanted me to think she was interested, because well she was interested, she just wanted me to stick around until her current relationship, which she tried her best to inconspicuously hide from me, was over.

I'm over it now, Slayer and Budweiser heal all wounds.