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It's become a bit of joke in more recent years, sadly. Showing what we've become used to as a society. I guess Linda Blair will be in a Snickers commercial as her Exorcist character next.

"The other versions will disappear. Even the 35 million tapes of Star Wars out there won’t last more than 30 or 40 years. A hundred years from now, the only version of the movie that anyone will remember will be the DVD version [of the Special Edition], and you’ll be able to project it on a 20’ by 40’ screen with perfect quality. I think it’s the director’s prerogative, not the studio’s to go back and reinvent a movie." - George Lucas

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The Wrong Box (1966).  British comedy.  Unbelievably cute film.  A+

Episode II: Shroud of the Dark Side

Emperor Jar-Jar
“Back when we made Star Wars, we just couldn’t make Palpatine as evil as we intended. Now, thanks to the miracles of technology, it is finally possible. Finally, I’ve created the movies that I originally imagined.” -George Lucas on the 2007 Extra Extra Special HD-DVD Edition

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I was really excited to see Battle of Five Armies really wanted to love the movie.

Well i have finally seen it and it is the worst of all six Jackson Middle Earth movies.

Incredibly bad cgi that is cheap looking.  Still looks lifeless and flat like the other two movies because it was shot on video and not film, and the orcs are cgi and there are no bigatures.

Almost all the changes in part three from the book are bad and of no improvement over the source.

Movie looks unfinished barely holds a consistent narrative is severally disjointed like its badly edited.  I might give it another chance with the extended, but i am not sure this movie was really tedious and unnecessary.

I feel like they could have easily told the story in two films.

Martin Freeman is totally wasted in the third part.  The emotions feel forced and not genuine.

Return of the King was a superior movie in almost every way. 

2 and a half stars out of five.

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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EyeShotFirst said:

It's become a bit of joke in more recent years, sadly. Showing what we've become used to as a society. I guess Linda Blair will be in a Snickers commercial as her Exorcist character next.

 She already did a bad spoof of it back in 1990, so anything's possible...

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What We Do In The Shadows (2014)

Hilarious Kiwi mockumentary about vampires. The filmmakers just completed a kickstarter to get a limited release run in theaters across the US. Definitely recommend you check your local listings to see if it's playing in your area.

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I was really excited to see Battle of Five Armies really wanted to love the movie.

Well i have finally seen it and it is the worst of all six Jackson Middle Earth movies.

Incredibly bad cgi that is cheap looking.  Still looks lifeless and flat like the other two movies because it was shot on video and not film, and the orcs are cgi and there are no bigatures.

Almost all the changes in part three from the book are bad and of no improvement over the source.

Movie looks unfinished barely holds a consistent narrative is severally disjointed like its badly edited.  I might give it another chance with the extended, but i am not sure this movie was really tedious and unnecessary.

I feel like they could have easily told the story in two films.

Martin Freeman is totally wasted in the third part.  The emotions feel forced and not genuine.

Return of the King was a superior movie in almost every way. 

2 and a half stars out of five.

Personally, I was really disappointed that the movie skipped over Thorin's funeral, which is such a great moment in the book.

I'm still hoping that the extended cut will restore it (like Saruman's death scene in the extended edition of ROTK).

However, I really enjoyed all the visual references to Sergei Eisenstein's films. (Thorin is pretty much straight-up dressed in costume as Ivan the Terrible, and his battle on the ice with Azog is a clear homage to Alexander Nevsky.)

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Upside Down (2012)

Ugh.  Sci-fi romance about two planets with opposite gravity, joined together.  One is poor, one is rich.  If you're born on one planet, you fall towards it even if you're on the other planet (i.e. you'd fall up).  The very idea is as dumb in execution as it is in theory.  There's a high rise building that is literally connecting both worlds.  How does it not fall apart with the worlds spinning?  They aren't spinning?  Ok...where does the gravity come from?  Just one of the many problems with the main plot device.  Also, it's a mushy melodrama with a ludicrous ending.

On the positive side, the visuals are fantastic (despite occasional lens flare), and I really enjoyed the score.  And Kristen Dunst is fun to look at.

4/8 pink pollen bees...wait, what?  Ugh again.

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^Sounds like something you'd have to be on hallucinogens to enjoy.

*plans to buy a bag of pure LSD at next earliest convenience*

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Chappie is amazing!

Sure superficially it shares some DNA with Short Circuit and RoboCop but in a larger sense, it's unlike any film I've seen before. It often gets cerebral, it often tugs at the heart strings and it's often laugh-out-loud funny (The cinema I was in was rolling in the isles) but all the while barrelling along narratively and thrilling with the Sci-Fi action. It's just your typical crazy coming-of-age, horror, action, comedy, sci-fi, social-drama, philosophical comedy.

The FX are totally realistic, the prop, costume and general world design is stunning. The score by Hans Zimmer has a great Vangelis and John Carpenter feel. While the music selections on the Soundtrack are so catchy, provided by South African Rave/Hip-Hop duo 'Die Antwoord' (Who star in the film). They are my new favourite thing!

Die Antwoord - Enter The Ninja (Considering this video has 26 million views, I guess I'm late to that party LOL)

Die Antwoord - Fatty Boom Boom

Die Antwoord - Cookie Thumper

(Pretty sure those were 3 of the tracks in the film, if memory serves)

But 'Chappie' is currently running at 31% on Rotten Tomatoes, so what do I know?

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True Lies

Finally sat down and watched this. Better than I expected but for me, especially not being a Cameron fan and being a huge spy buff it was rather flat. The action was so over the top it was hard not to laugh, and the entire affair subplot went far too long and was frankly downright cruel in places. The supporting characters make the film, and to be honest I wanted more of them and less of the plot. Just having Art Malik (whom I've loved for years as Kamran Shah in TLD) is a bonus, but then you have all the wonderful real life bits of humor like the camera battery dying.

The DD 5.1 LD mix was pretty good but not great. Apparently they remixed this one for the home but not the DTS or DVD.

3 balls out of 4. It does have Charlton Heston with an eyepatch which automatically gets a pass from me. ;)

The Prisoner of Zenda (1937)

Arguably the best swashbuckler of them all. Gorgeous B&W photography, top notch Selnick production, perfect casting, full of charm and romance and adventure. They do not in any sense of the word make them like this any more. One for the ages.

Timeless 4 out of 4. Essential viewing.

Broken Arrow

Pitifully dull, from the writer of Speed, and painfully so. While the earlier film gets by on some sense of charm, plot twists and action-this one has nothing. It tries and in the smaller moments with the actors there are bits of fun. But this again remains a painful example of how John Woo went from being the greatest maker of action pictures since Michael Curtiz to the maker of American dreck.

2.5 out of 4 at best.

Witness for the Prosecution

One of the great courtroom dramas, full of Wilder touches, but cannot shake off being an adaptation of a hit play. It works best when not knowing the end result and thus loses some staying power when coming back to it later. The best aspect is the actor's ensemble.

The LD was remarkably good from a great matted widescreen print.

4 out of 4.

The Third Man

Finally got to see this in 35mm from a very clean Rialto print.

What can one say? It is probably the moment in cinema in which the world fully realized being grown up in the aftermath of WWII. It defies all expectations and remains forever timeless, much like the flipped negative image of the inherent romanticism in Casablanca.

4 out of 4. One of the greatest motion pictures ever produced.

Touch of Evil

Orson's last picture that is visible in some state of it's intended self. A masterpiece. A dark, twisted, beautiful, honest, vile, nasty, exploitative and haunting portrait of the human condition. One of the best films ever made in this country and it still never gets the recognition it rightfully deserves. I saw the 1998 reconstruction again in 35mm, this time open matte. For ToE the 1.85 is much better IMO and what was intended. Some shots look better in Academy but the feel is far better when matted properly.

The film's influence on Psycho cannot be ignored as it is so blatantly obvious.

4 out of 4. One of the greats. Essential.

The Magnificent Ambersons

Arguably the most painful picture to ever watch. Overwhelmingly sad and infused with such a sense of death that it become unbearable. The wistfulness for times long gone in Kane dominates the entire film and the studio butchering only makes it worse. Halfway through things start to get incomprehensible and the entire third act is ruined. The whole picture is ruined, gutted and destroyed and all that we have left is the remnants of this half dead phoenix that remains one of the most unforgettable pieces of unreality ever produced in this life.

It is beyond time for a Blu-ray and a definite studio backed worldwide search for elements.

The Warner transfer is the best we've ever had, but the fan version by ElmoOxygen which combines the HD web upscale with the Criterion and foreign extras is a godsend. I watched my CAV Criterion all the way through for the first tome which thankfully isn't rotted and has such a great sense of soft focus and diffusion that isn't quite the same on the WB transfer. It evokes the film perfectly, just like the Criterion It's a Wonderful Life CAV.

4 out of 4. One of the greats, and still the biggest travesty in motion pictures. THE most important of lost films.

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Possible Worlds (2000)

Had I seen this movie when I was younger, I probably wouldn't have liked it all that much. After all, it is a pretty slow film, there isn't much colour or energy in the proceedings, and it pulls a bait-and-switch maneuver when it reveals that

!!!SPOILERS!!!the main character is just a dreaming brain in a jar and the titular possible worlds don't actually exist!!!SPOILERS!!!

Now that I'm older, though, I can appreciate the quiet, melancholy beauty of it all. Plus it has Tom McCamus in a starring role -- I'll watch him in anything (even that dreadful POS Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen).

A

Jeremiah Johnson (1972) - A

Blancanieves (2012)

This is the best feature-length, live-action film I've seen in a long time and certainly one of the most original takes on the story of Snow White I've ever seen. (That it's also a homage to silent B&W films certainly doesn't hurt, of course).

I was also quite captivated by the performance of Macarena Garcia, who played the adult Snowhite; she's one of the most wholesomely beautiful actresses I've ever seen and I'd definitely like to see more of her work.

A/A+

Moving (1988) - B

Black Robe (1991)

Well, that was certainly depressing. Well written and performed, but depressing all the same. I wouldn't want to be a Jesuit priest living in Quebec in the 17th century, I can tell you that much.

B+/A-

Nightwaves (2003)

I only watched this movie for Sherilyn Fenn, and she did a good job with what she had to work with. The movie itself, though? Standard made-for-TV fare -- mediocrity at its blandest.

C

Blood Simple (1984)

So this is the Coen bros. first film, eh? Not bad for a first effort, I have to say. Still, it felt kind of truncated to me -- like a number of scenes had been cut out/never filmed -- so it came off as pretty uneven to me. I did enjoy seeing Frances McDormand in this, though; she looked exceptionally pretty in this role.

B

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Agree with all the rest of the stuff about Orson Welles because he is the greatest person to have ever lived! (Hope I'm not understating that sentiment LOL) but...

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Touch of Evil

Orson's last picture that is visible in some state of it's intended self.

...what? He made at least 3 more masterpieces after TOE. Shame 'Chimes at Midnight' hasn't found it's way onto Hi-Def yet.

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The Babadook (2014) - Thrillingly original and smart independent horror film. If only more films in the genre were like this. Well worth seeing. A-

Man on Wire (2008) - Wondrous documentary. The spirit of it all really soars. A-

Citizenfour (2014) - Frightening and exciting documentary political thriller. I sort of wish they went a little further into Snowden's motives, but perhaps they wanted to, you know, give him some privacy. A must see. A-

Femme Douce (1969) - Weird, weird, weird movie. It's an interesting and well made character study, but I can't help Bresson was a little bit up his own ass with this one. B

Chappie (2015) - What went wrong here? Blomkamp, you're better than this. The story and structure is almost as muddied as the characters. Die Arntwoord is so fucking annoying (but they do grow on you as the film goes on). This movie doesn't really know how funny it wants to be. And where's the social/political commentary that Blomkamp's known for? This could have been a great dark satire, but instead all the interesting ideas are barely touched upon. Thank god if you put the disappointments behind you the movie's a real fun ride. Action's great and Shallot Copley's titular robot is amazing and the best the film has to offer. A waste of potential, but enjoyable nonetheless. C

Citizen Kane (1941) - First time watching it with the Roger Ebert commentary and I must say viewing it this way is absolutely essential. Really makes me appreciate the genius of Welles (and Ebert) even more. A+

The Leopard (1963) - Very well made, influential epic drama. Maybe a little too slow for its own good? Frustrating that Lancaster is dubbed in the Italian cut. Kind of ruins the performance of the one character we're really invested in. Still, exceptionally crafted film. A-

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Ryan McAvoy said:

Agree with all the rest of the stuff about Orson Welles because he is the greatest person to have ever lived! (Hope I'm not understating that sentiment LOL) but...

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Orson's last picture that is visible in some state of it's intended self.

...what? He made at least 3 more masterpieces after TOE. Shame 'Chimes at Midnight' hasn't found it's way onto Hi-Def yet.

 I meant easily visible in terms of both cut and availability. Chimes is supposedly getting a new deal for Blu-ray and Criterion is rumored. I haven't been able to see it decently in years.

If I was ever asked the final question by James Lipton, about what I would want God to say when entering heaven, it would be the cuckoo clock speech with Orson's mercurial-jesting-slightly quizzical-bemused-darkly ironic beaming chuckle-grin.

And still he never gets the credit he deserves. Never. Ever.

Someone should license MGM's Stranger print. It is very clean and would blow away the Kino Blu. And of course Warner sits on their rear as far as Ambersons is concerned.

Restarted Brady's Citizen Welles. Easily the best in-detail Orson book out there. Callow's 2 volume mammoth got preachy IIRC, and Thomson's Rosebud was more about the Welles mystique.

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I really need to get around to watching Citizen Kane one of these days.

 Why in the world are you putting it off? Do it now! ;)

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"My Big Fat Greek Wedding" (2002).  A chick-flick with some funny parts.  3/5.

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Emperor Jar-Jar
“Back when we made Star Wars, we just couldn’t make Palpatine as evil as we intended. Now, thanks to the miracles of technology, it is finally possible. Finally, I’ve created the movies that I originally imagined.” -George Lucas on the 2007 Extra Extra Special HD-DVD Edition

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A view to a kill

This movie did nothing to answer the question it's theme song asked, I have no idea if we can dance into the fire or not.

YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME HANGING LIKE THIS, ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!

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Dance into the fire? I'd rather cross it instead.

Also, one of these days somebody really needs to lock David Lynch in a room and keep him there until he's produced a director's cut of DUNE.

“That Darth Vader, man. Sure does love eating Jedi.”

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Not many critics liked David Lynch's Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me at the time of release, it seems.

Perhaps they'd have preferred him to make Five Peaks: (Don't) Acid Walk with Me instead.

Myself, I'd like to see both of them, and then judge accordingly.

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I meant easily visible in terms of both cut and availability. Chimes is supposedly getting a new deal for Blu-ray and Criterion is rumored. I haven't been able to see it decently in years.

Oh right I see. The MrBongo DVD release of Chimes, is okay, not amazing but light-years ahead of the quality of any other DVD transfer the film has ever had. I'd reccomend it until something better comes along. Here's hoping Criterion sort that one out.

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Someone should license MGM's Stranger print. It is very clean and would blow away the Kino Blu.

I was very pleased with the Kino Blu-Ray but then I've not seen a print of The Stranger and only had my previous diabolically bad 'Cinema Classics' Blu-Ray to compare it to.

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Warner sits on their rear as far as Ambersons is concerned.

I've seen a pristine print of Ambersons and I thought the Warners DVD did a very good job of representing that. But it would be so easy for them to put it out in HD, why don't they!

The Trial has now got a great looking HD release from StudioCanal and 'F for Fake' has got good releases from Eureka! and Criterion.

Macbeth has a blu-Ray release but I've heard conflicting things about the quality? Plus The Lady From Shanghai has a Blu-Ray listed on Amazon but again I'm not sure what the image is like. Scratch that I've just seen this TCM Blu-Ray release of Shanghai listed on Blu-Ray.com, it looks amazing! I'm ordering a copy nright now.

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Not many critics liked David Lynch's Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me at the time of release, it seems.

Perhaps they'd have preferred him to make Five Peaks: (Don't) Acid Walk with Me instead.

Myself, I'd like to see both of them, and then judge accordingly.

I think most fans would have liked to have seen the movie resolve some of the threads left hanging at the end of the Season 2 finale instead of getting a prequel that didn't cover any real new ground.

For myself, I can take the movie on its own merits, even if I don't think it's as entertaining as the show.

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Actually, I've never seen any of Twin Peaks at all.

I'm happy for fans of the series that David Lynch is revisiting it... but I first discovered his work through his film adaptation of DUNE, and I very much would like to see it completed as he intended.

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Interstellar.  Not everyone loved this film and it does have some plot-holes and problems but i loved it anyway.

Even the ridiculous moments that are more like magic than scientifically based.

Cinematography was great. Acting pretty good, music was good.

4 stars out of five.

Had a hard time rating this one it was clunky in a couple spots, but i was never bored during the almost 3 hour running time and actually wanted  to see more after the end.

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Stay. Very interesting and very puzzling, I really liked it. The final conclusion leaves little room for further interpretation, but I think that's actually a positive thing, as it sets this movie apart from ones that just aim to confuse the audience by an open end. It's more of an explanation than an actual plot twist. 7/10

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