A true story from RRS
Lately I was having problems with obtaining some decent ketchup - by "decent" I mean I'm a pretty picky customer and I have developed my own taste. It happened that I could not find it in my local grocery stores (if someone tells you I was simply too lazy to take a 10min. walk to supermarket, I'll deny it...).
Since Kerry's wife = Heinz ketchup, it must have been Dubya who is sabotaging Kerry's business in Central Europe - I can see through his strategery, he wanted to kill JFK's overseas profits and thus lower the sum he can spend on his campaign. But by doing so, he's also depriving my fridge of Heinz ketchup! It hurts my civil rights and I will report this to EU supreme court! My ancestors have fought on the land, in the air, on the sea and on the beaches so that I could buy any ketchup I want! Dubya's tyranny must end!
