MANGLER BROS., INC. IS NOW CLOSED HERE — Page 10

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Author: Warbler
Time: 2-Nov-2004 5:11 PM
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does this mean I am offically a member of Mangler Bro inc. ?

Author: motti_soL
Time: 2-Nov-2004 6:11 PM
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no, it means that your services may be put to use in the future... Mangler Bros. Inc. is and always will be only PSYCHO_DAYV and motti_soL.

all others are contractors...

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)

Author: Warbler
Time: 2-Nov-2004 6:29 PM
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Bossk,Gundark, and RRS are contractors and not members?

Well, I am pleased to be a contractor. And stand ready to serve.

Author: StarTrooper3000
Time: 2-Nov-2004 8:11 PM
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Lol. I'm the only one left not connected to the corporation. Hmmm....doesn't that make me one of the last targets? Next to the regular spelling-impared target.

I just hate stupid people.

GO JETS!!!!

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Author: Warbler
Time: 2-Nov-2004 8:24 PM
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you're a target if and only if Motti and Davy say you're a target

Author: StarTrooper3000
Time: 2-Nov-2004 8:28 PM
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they're cool w/ me now...but what if they get bored? Boredom leads to anger....anger leads to hate....hate leads to suffering.....

I just hate stupid people.

GO JETS!!!!

Petition signer # 34,865

Author: Warbler
Time: 2-Nov-2004 8:45 PM
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that would be too bad for you

If they decide to target you, you will be toast. But I hope they don't.

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 2-Nov-2004 10:20 PM
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MAYBE WARBLER COULD USE ST3K AS AN ASSISTANT ???

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Author: Warbler
Time: 2-Nov-2004 10:38 PM
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whatever the Mangler Bros desire.

Tell me, will I be issued weaponry, Or should make/buy/obtain my own?

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 2-Nov-2004 10:42 PM
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LET'S SEE WHAT YOU CAN COME UP WITH ON YOUR OWN FIRST.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Author: Warbler
Time: 2-Nov-2004 10:49 PM
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I will see what I can do.

This will require some careful planning........

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 3-Nov-2004 1:40 AM
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I BELIEVE WE SHALL SEE WHAT YOU ARE MADE OF SOON.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Author: motti_soL
Time: 3-Nov-2004 6:38 AM
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yes, RRS Bossk and GundarkHunter are contractors, but highly valued and we hold them in high esteem, much more than any other... simple reason of we know them the longest...

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)

Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 3-Nov-2004 9:53 AM
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Nice to know we have 'preferred' status, motti.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: Bossk
Time: 3-Nov-2004 11:19 AM
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Hey, I even laminated my preferred status member card. Now we just need Members Only jackets with Mangler logos. Hmmm... Manglers Only jackets?

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Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 3-Nov-2004 12:07 PM
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With a nice stylised silhouette of Han shooting first on the right breast? I could see it.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: Bossk
Time: 3-Nov-2004 2:49 PM
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Oh, me too. Little fabric tag on the breast pocket that says Manglers Only... the epaulette (sp?) straps on the shoulders.

Author: GundarkHunter
Time: 3-Nov-2004 3:03 PM
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I'm drooling @ the thought. What do you think, DAYV and motti?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

Author: motti_soL
Time: 3-Nov-2004 6:12 PM
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how about a human jiggsaw puzzle... maybe even shimmy's?

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)

Author: Warbler
Time: 3-Nov-2004 6:55 PM
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
I BELIEVE WE SHALL SEE WHAT YOU ARE MADE OF SOON.

Good.

Now is the proper time to inform you that I have been preparing for this moment for a long time. I have been training in the martial arts, practicing marksmanship and other assassin skills. I have been lifting weighs and exercising. I have saved money for supplies . Which I will spend now...

*Warbler buys custom made HI-Power Standard Browning Semi-Automatic Handgun. *

This gun has been specially made so that it takes multiple caliber bullets and has a silencer and quick-draw holster . I have painted it Midnight green in honor of my favorite football team.

This will now be know as the Warbler Special(tm) or for short Warb-SP(tm)

*While at gun store warbler also buys mp5 full-auto w/ grenade launcher(saw this in halflife and liked it), an M-16 and a sniper rifle and of course all the ammo to go with them*

I have also acquired ( from black market) a switch-blade knife

I have put together a utility belt with various kinds of equipment (climbing equipment, sleeping gas pellets, cell phone, lockpicks, hand cuffs, tools etc.)

I also put together protective bullet proof body armor, colored midnight green ( covers whole body with visor to see out of) this will be known as the Warb-Suit(tm)

Finally, I bought a 2003 Ford Taurus and altered it. I added specially made V-20 engine(I like speed and power), Bullet proof armor plaiting (painted midnight green), black leather upholstery, four gun turrets (2 in front and 2 in back), missile launcher, flame thrower, turbo boost, onboard targeting computer, infrared scanner, tracking devices, police radio, communications computer (to always stay in contact with in Mangler Bro HQ), ejector seats and all sorts of other fancy devices

this vehicle will be known as the Warb-Mobil(tm)

All of this of course, must be approved by Motti and Davy and their legal department.

What do you think? Am I missing anything? Shall I rent an office near Mangler Bro HQ or can I work out of HQ itself?

Author: StarTrooper3000
Time: 3-Nov-2004 8:28 PM
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Hmmm....I think u have overdone it. U aren't planning on holding off an army are you? Notice the simplistic "killl shim w/ ur massive head" or "Knee-cutter, elbow cutter" combo. Those are classic....u could take down the Mangler Bros with all that junk

Am I sensing a threat to the fabulous Duo? Dun dun dun....

BTW, a simple blaster rifle & Falchion combo w/ a pocket knife would do for me.

I just hate stupid people.

GO JETS!!!!

Petition signer # 34,865

Author: Warbler
Time: 3-Nov-2004 8:52 PM
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I doubt I could take down the Mangler Bros, and I wouldn't even try it. And please remember that the Mangles Bros do go after some big organizations. Davy's cable company for example. Most of the time all I will need is the Warb-SP(tm). But, I just want to be prepared for any occasion. I'm sure my toys don't even compare with all the stuff at Mangler Bro(tm) HQ.

Author: StarTrooper3000
Time: 4-Nov-2004 12:05 AM
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lol. So u HAVE thought it all out, it wasn't just a list of "oh, this would be cool"s

I just hate stupid people.

GO JETS!!!!

Petition signer # 34,865

Author: Warbler
Time: 4-Nov-2004 12:49 AM
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I just want to be ready for any sort of mission the Mangler Bros(tm) send me on. And yes, this has been well planned out. But you do have to admit my new "toys" are cool.

don't worry I'll still use my head

Author: motti_soL
Time: 4-Nov-2004 4:41 AM
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yes, but we go after key persons in those companies, not the entire company; we might be using its assets in the future...

the Mangler Bros. are all about mangling, not exterminating... but if thats your style... go with it.

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)