Ryan McAvoy said:
DuracellEnergizer said:
I was imagining God tilting Their head and thinking "Did we hear a buzzing gnat fly past our ear just now?"
Saint Peter - "No my lord, it was the buzzing of a fly eating a child's eye"
God - "Oh nevermind then"
(Only joking, no offense meant)
None taken. After all, if God exists, I'm sure They can handle a bit of criticism.