darth_ender said:

imperialscum said:

TV's Frink said:

Don't apologize to the village asshole!

JEDIT: Pardon my language

Well you know I hate it when you don't use proper English. I pardon you this time but next time spell it with "s".

Forgive me for humoring you, and I don't mean to be a bad neighbor, but I think we Americans consider in an honor to spell words words our own way. It gives us our version of English its own flavor, its own color, and I don't think any amount of complaining is going to change our behavior.

You see, we Americans are of a different caliber than the Brits. We like our version of English to be front and center in the world stage. So forgive me my little political maneuver here on this board, but I think I stand with the rest of my American friends when I say, without apologizing, though I mean no offense, that we will continue to proudly maximize our own spelling in our dialog with the rest of the world. It's best for all you Brits to just get with the program.

;)

Aaaarrrggghhh! I read this with an extreme pain! :p

My reply was a meant as a humour anyway. However many times my humour seem to be too deep or written in a too serious fashion and people don't seem to recognise it. :)