DuracellEnergizer said:

I want to visit Giza and Teotihuacan so I can see the pyramids of both up close and personal.

Find God again.

Find a beautiful, spiritual, feisty girl-next-door who'll love me and complete me.

Become a director who can make whatever films he wants with no studio interference.

Learn some other languages, especially Welsh, German, Japanese, and ancient Egyptian.

Meet Heather Langenkamp and get an autographed photo taken of us together.

If you succeed at the 4th you should have no further trouble with the 3rd...