@hairy_hen, of course I get it. I know you think you're being witty. Your problem is that you think wit makes for a worthwhile argument. Considering you've hardly interacted with me, I think you shouldn't be so hasty to belittle. You think I'm so stupid as to believe you would do such things? Of course it was satire. On the other hand, you did select those items in an effort to offend, not because you really planned to do them, but because you chose to make light of my views on the topic as a whole.

And you're still a moron.