Since this is after all the 'random thoughts' thread, my random thought is that I am bored with the repressive turn this thread has now taken, and am off to find a random target upon which to practice my screwing, tapping of that, and other ill-considered euphemisms.

I may also, if the mood strikes me, penetrate the rectums of weak-willed females, making them snort like pigs and call me Daddy, while flipping Jesus the bird and forcing them to read 50 Shades of Grey.

No doubt I shall contribute extensively to the moral decay of society in so doing. Wish me luck . . .