Nocturnaloner said:

TV's Frink said:

I'm trying to decide if I should be offended at this point or not. I certainly don't think enjoying making sarcastic and silly posts makes me a candidate for an ADD diagnosis. And I do love when people start throwing around an autistic diagnosis on someone they don't know, especially given they probably don't actually know someone autistic in real life. Or even more likely, do know someone autistic, but don't know it.

Ok, I've decided to be offended.

And now I feel officially welcomed to the forum! I'm off to a great start.

Let's see:

Abominationsaber

Autistic spectrum

ADD

ADHD

Off topic

Double ended saber

Just to be sure, is there anyone in this thread I haven't offended yet? I'll get right on it!

That would be a mistake. As would further discussion on all but one of your bullet points.