In 2003, I saved photos from the Stargate movie onto a purple floppy disk. Soon after, though, I lost the disk and never found it. To this day I still wonder what became of it.

Belinda Carlisle c. 1984 kinda looks like a young Angela Lansbury if Angela Lansbury wore '80s hair and clothes. It arouses me, to be quite honest.

I think I used to confuse Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy with one another.

I often have the urge to buy a shotgun, sit down in front of one of those big honkin' CRT TVs from the '70s/'80s/whichever, deliberately watch something I know I'll hate, then blow the TV away with the shotgun.

I used to think the German and Jamaican accents were identical.

I thought Tracey Chapman was a man.

I once thought Alastair Sim and Christopher Walken were one and the same person.

When I first watched Stargate, I thought Ra was played by Carrie Fisher in brownface makeup.

I sometimes have the urge to go outside during a heavy April rainstorm, walk on over to my old high school, strip naked, and go running around for all to see me.

I have a memory of standing inside an dim-lit underground bunker. I have absolutely no idea where this memory comes from.

I once owned at least thirty cats.