Since socks are not allowed, I think we should ban your discussion of them as well. That way we would all be spared from your constant posting about them.
It would be super easy. Jay could just set up a filter that stops you from submitting the post any time you use a word with "verse" or "line" in it.
I suppose that would make it harder for you to talk about Firefly, but that's your problem, not ours.