Texas. It figures. Even Sauron wouldn't want to rule them all. ;)
And yeah, we all probably did and said things innocently when we were young that would cause school administrators to soil themselves today. My best friend in high school had "making explosives" listed as a hobby in a yearbook, (it was a joke) and we had a prop time bomb kicking around the drama classroom for a while. (It was ludicrously fake looking though.) I suddenly miss the 80's...