Handman said:

TV's Frink said:

Post Praetorian said:

However, should you choose to ignore this appeal, the best means of dispatching one's self without suspicion might be to consider an accidental drowning. Such an occurrence generally must correspond with weather suitable for the excursion so this likely means putting off the ordeal until summer.

I'm not sure what you hope to accomplish with this.

Putting off a suicide for awhile in the hopes that things will get better before then. At least, that's what I got out of it.

Precisely.