When I read the thread title, I thought I would chime in with some clever pizza analogies... looks like my idea wasn't quite as unique as I thought ;)
DuracellEnergizer said:
I wonder what kind of pizza the EU would be. Probably one that's had two-thirds of it's surface garnished with cat vomit.
Don't forget that one slice that looks pretty good and tastes somewhat like the OT pizzas. It has something blue on it.