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I wish I could have my skin replaced.  I am so sick of this rash that no one can do anything about and it always gets worse when we have to close up the house and turn on the heat.

I hate my skin today!

Man, you think your rash is bad, I would say replacing all your skin would be way more uncomfortable than a rash.  What if it's too small and you feel stretched?  What if it's too big and your clothes won't fit.  What if it's just right and you become a conceited a-hole? Stick with the skin you're in I say!

Yeah you are right, wish you had posted that before I skinned that guy who was two inches taller then me.

He probably already has.

DrCrowTStarwars said:

Yeah you are right, wish you had posted that before I skinned that guy who was two inches taller then me.

 LOL. Didn't know you could be so witty :)

Leonardo said:

Goddammit!

 Were you the guy he skinned or sommat?

I'm sick to death of my dumbshit father and his self-righteous bullshit. I wish he'd take his holier-than-thou attitude, religious legalism and hypocrisy and literally fuck himself up the ass with all three of them.

Well, my griping isn't quite so strong, but I get a little annoyed every time I go to news.yahoo.com (my primary news outlet, since it has articles from various news agencies), and see a bunch of sponsored ads with headlines feining real news articles, saying something like "weird trick" or "blow your mind" or "new such and such makes some demographic angry".  Then it shows some completely unrelated woman with a tight shirt and a bit of cleavage looking smug or sexy, and I'm left wondering what this has to do with their farcical news article.  Not a big deal, but definitely annoying.

darth_ender said:

Well, my griping is quite so strong

 Lol.

Dork face!

Dear a-hole that hacked into my bank account and charged over $1000.00 to my account which then incurred over $150.00 in overdraft fees,

F*** You.  You are a piece of s***.  How do you sleep at night doing these things to people?   Some of which are not Donald Trump and can't afford that kind of money?!?   I need my money to pay my bills!  Your days of having fun and charging it to my account are over.  That card has be cancelled.  My bank is investigating the charges and hopefully I will recoup the losses.   Still, I hope some day you are caught and put in jail and after that, I hope you rot in hell some day. You son of a b****. 

Sincerely,

The Warbler

P.S.

Drop Dead.

In all seriousness though, 

To all who pray,  please pray for this person.   He/she/they need help.  I hope someday they realize what they are doing is wrong and then turn their life/lives around. 

Warbler said:

Dear a-hole that hacked into my bank account and charged over $1000.00 to my account which then incurred over $150.00 in overdraft fees,

F*** You.  You are a piece of s***.  How do you sleep at night doing these things to people?   Some of which are not Donald Trump and can't afford that kind of money?!?   I need my money to pay my bills!  Your days of having fun and charging it to my account are over.  That card has be cancelled.  My bank is investigating the charges and hopefully I will recoup the losses.   Still, I hope some day you are caught and put in jail and after that, I hope you rot in hell some day. You son of a b****. 

Sincerely,

The Warbler

P.S.

Drop Dead.

 Ouch, I know your pain man.

Someone once hacked my bank account and I had to go in and look over every charge to my account over the past year to get rid of the ones that were not mine.  I was twenty at the time and there I was going over the charges with a nice young lady who was about my age, that was when I found that most of what they had charged was porn, and really depraved sounding porn too.  Anyone who knows me knows that spending two hours going over the names of porn sites and porn movies with a young lady is not my idea of a good time, just thinking about it still makes me squirm.

Sounds hot.

Theft or porn?

Anyway, that sucks Warb.  Good luck to you.

TV's Frink said:

Sounds hot.

 I am more of the Bertie Wooster type then the horndog college type, so for me it was just really uncomfortable.

DrCrowTStarwars said:

horndog

I don't know how much longer I will have a home.  My dad has never been able to stand me with my problems and only kept me around because of my mom.  Now my mom has done nothing but scream at me for the last two weeks.  Any time I disagree with her over anything she sees it as a personal attack and I am not a very likable person.  All I do is add to the huge amount of stress she already has since I am really bad at telling when someone has finished speaking and when they are just taking a breath.  She says I am a horrible person who is trying to control her because I make that mistake all the time when we are trying to talk.  I have tried to explain it to her but she just screams at me that I never let her finished talking.  I have tried to avoid talking to her, but she takes that as a personal attack too.  I am shaking like a leaf right now.

She is just fed up with me and I can't blame her, I am a horrible person who can't find a job.

Everyone I know would be better off if I had never been born.  I can't even talk to my own mother right, I am huge screw up.

If I vanish from this site it will either be because you has finally gotten tired of me or I got up the guts to end things once and for all.  There is no other way out at this point.  I have been trying for years to change but I am just too bad of a person to change.  The only thing left to do is end things.  I just need to get the guts to do it.

Sorry to post suck down news here but all of my friends have moved on and my family hates my guts because I am one of the worst people who ever lived, so I have nowhere else to go.

Sorry.

That's not true.  Everybody feels that way at a time, at least I did once, but it will get better.  Things will fall into place.  I know it's hard for you to get a job, but if I were you I would focus all of your energy on that.  It would save your life.  Any job you can find.  I'm not underselling how difficult it will be or saying it's your fault you don't already have one, I'm just saying that should be your number one goal for a variety of reasons.  The first one is obvious, it would help your family.  But also it would help with the inner struggles you are having.  You have a job, you'll feel better about yourself.  You'll get comfortable around the people you work with, you will inevitably make friends with at least some of your coworkers.  These new friends and your improved sense of self worth at having a job will boost your overall confidence.  Trust me my friend, getting a job will start a landslide of improvement for you.  (once again, not criticizing you for not already having one.)

Possessed nailed it on the head.  The economy is rough, so it can be hard to get a job, but things have improved drastically.  A job does wonders for one's self esteem.

Also, perhaps you are having difficulty because you are not as marketable as would be ideal.  Do you have a degree?  If so, what in?  What education opportunities do you have?  If you don't have a degree, have you applied for federal aid, which, by the sound of things, you would certainly get?  Keep your options open.  Suicide is the biggest option-closer.

And believe me, in spite of your faults, you are not the worst person alive.  You know this is untrue.  You have flaws, but so does everyone else.  Keep getting professional help.  Do you have Medicaid in your state?  There are innumerable behavioral health benefits for those who are in the financial straits you have suggested.  You have options now.  Open every door you can.  Carpe diem!

DrCrow, killing yourself is not the answer.   I don't really know for sure what is the answer for you, but I know it is not killing yourself.  You need to tell your family and whatever doctors and other mental health people you are seeing that you are having these thoughts of suicide.  You may have gotten on the bad side of some people, but I am sure no one wants you to kill yourself.   Please tell people you are having these thoughts and get help.  If you are not taking your medication as prescribed, please start doing so immediately.   Killing yourself would only cause more problems for your family, not make anything better.   Please listen what Possessed and Darth Ender said.  Please seek help.   I'll be praying.   

All the above.

I'll be praying for you DrCrow.

Trooperman said:

RicOlie_2 said:

All the above.

I'll be praying for you DrCrow.

 And me too.

 No, I will not be praying for you.