DIRECTIONS TO MONKEY ISLAND!!!
In the golden cauldron boil and bake...
six bodily fluids; severed locks of damaged hair; hair and/or feathers from familiars; the sumptuous vestments of 16 kings and queens; and some artificial limbs from the same; their symbols of office, and crowns, which are of this world.
Stir with a severed ram's horn.
Makes one Chromax Conundrum.