Also, in other news, I got married. I've had the banns read--but my bride is the Church of the Three-Horned Goddess, to whom I shall devote myself as a celibate monk.

I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the horn in the bony hand of Life. I am the watcher upon the face of the Waters. I am the cornucopia that sustains the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Triple-Crowned Goddess, for this night and all the nights to come.

Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end even with my death, for though I may sire no children, through my progeny I shall be immortal.

Now the banns have been read three times, so I'd say the marriage is official. Let my beautiful bride and I go together, then, into the Garden of Utapau, where all knowledge of evil shall pass away.