Gremlins 2: The New Batch - While it may not be as well written as the first film (it does ultimately amount to just the Gremlins wreaking havoc while the human characters run around), I might slightly prefer this one, mostly because of its humor and characters. Gotta love the Brain Gremlin.

7.9 out of 10 Hulk Hogan shirt tearings.

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind - Eh, it's alright. I'm not all that familiar with Studio Ghibli's / Miyazaki's works aside from My Neighbor Totoro, but this felt a little underwhelming. Story was boring and the characters were not that interesting. It does have giant bugs though. That's somethin'.

6.1 out of 10 flying ships.

Labyrinth - David Bowie's junk. Some catchy songs and an explosion of creativity make this quite enjoyable, even if the story is really straightforward and some of its effects have aged quite miserably.

6.4 out of 10 Escher staircases.

Hulk (2003) - It's the Hulk film we all wanted: overlong and uneffective 'people with daddy issues' drama, Hulk fighting a mutant poodle, a one-dimensional main character and experimental stylistic choices that do nothing aside from distracting you (no, it does not feel like you're reading a comic book...c'mon).

3.3 out of 10 mutant dogs.

John Wick - Keanu Reeves shoots mobsters in the face. Pretty great. An otherwise straightforward revenge film elevated by its stylish direction and suspenseful action scenes.

7.7 out of 10 headshots.

Predestination (2014) Oh, now this was interesting. It's actually quite flawed scriptwise (some things simply don't make sense and the film's structure is weird), but it's very intriguing and captivating stuff, mostly thanks to Sarah Snook's amazing performance and the great direction. Definitely check this out when you get the chance.

7.5 out of 10 Ethan Hawke mustaches.