Recent studies have shown that the popular "morning after pill" was tested on animals. During initial testing periods, a large number of animals, including dogs, were subjected to the pill; there were unfortunately a few deaths.

How does this effect women and vegans? For most women it doesn't...but for vegans, that's another story. Thousands will hear the news and then be pregnant within 24 hours. It is estimated that Moby will become the father of fifteen.

Ladies and Gentlemen, be warned: if your wife or girlfriend is on the pill, make sure it wasn't one tested by animals.