This post -- this very post which I am now typing and will soon post -- will be my 7000th post. That's right -- after about five years here, I've posted 7000 comments/replies, all of which are immaculate, pristine, intelligent, and holy.
NOW ALL HAIL ME AND SHOWER ME WITH PRAISE, GLORY, AND WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE ALL THE WOMEN I'VE EVER OBSESSED OVER!!!