Originally posted by: RRS-1980
Mr Edward visited hospital with a cellular phone in... his anus. The phone kept on ringing (& vibrating) all the time
The personnel of the hospital was kind enough to "believe" in his story, that the phone stuck inside him as he slipped and fall on the wet floor in the bathroom...
Mr Edward visited hospital with a cellular phone in... his anus. The phone kept on ringing (& vibrating) all the time

This is quite a common ocorrence in hospitals around the world, people who "accidently" insert on their anus objects like bottles, pens, flashlights, clocks (Pulp Fiction comes to mind), cell phones, even guns.