I feel pretty ambivalent about laughing from people from those Darwin's Awards. They were idiots and reall asked for it to happen, but on the other hand making fun of the actual death leaves a bitter taste... so here are few "nominees" for this award, who come (AFAIK) from Poland - nobody died, but some bodily harm may have occured:
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Mrs Monique (coincidence?) and Mr Peter were on a business trip. He persuaded her to give him some oral sex as he was driving the car. He had so violent orgasm that he lost contol of the vehicle and crashed the SUV on a tree. She had almost bitten off his penis... He divorced her later, blaming her for.... damaging the car
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Mr Edward visited hospital with a cellular phone in... his anus. The phone kept on ringing (& vibrating) all the time
The personnel of the hospital was kind enough to "believe" in his story, that the phone stuck inside him as he slipped and fall on the wet floor in the bathroom...***
Mr Roman liked to take his car outside the town, find a desolate place and ... sit on the gearbox, so that the lever sticks inside his anus. Once upon a time he made sex with the gear lever so vigorously, that the head unscrewed and remained in the anus, with Mr Roman being unable to remove it. So he tried to sit on the lever shaft to connect the two parts... he landed in the hospital with 3 punctures in the colon...