In hindsight, what was Hollywood thinking when they signed on Peter Jackson to direct any JRR Tolkein films in the first place?!? He has failed us six times in a row, it is clear to anyone with a functioning brain stem that Jackson despises Tolkein with every fiber of his being outside of bloated action sequences that made up a total of three pages in the 1400 page The Hobbit/LOTR saga.

Now with JJ Abrams set out to fuck up the Star Wars franchise into the red, the director of FOUR Fast & Furious movies ramming Star Trek into oblivion, AND an eighth mediocre Batman movie jerry rigged onto another terrible Superman movie evolving into a Justice League franchise helmed by that lunatic psychopath Zack Snyder, everything we love is being destroyed by those cynical Hollywood bastards.